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Quote: Kirk Saywell

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"I intend to live forever - so far so good." - Kirk Saywell

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." - Kirk Saywell

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!" - Ace Ventura

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"After I die, they will look through my portfolio of quotes and see that my life was not wasted." - Kirk Saywell

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"Somebody call nine-hundred and ninety-nine!" - Jed Miller

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"Not all of us have the time to fulfill our life's ambition of being completely ridiculous." - Kirk Saywell

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"What are you on, some kind of Jokepedia?" - Amanda Saywell

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution." - Kirk Saywell

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"Women are like tractors. They make too much noise and they shouldn't be on the roads." - Jack 'Jackmas' Christmas

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0100

"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad." - Friedrich Nietzsche